Earlier this week, the British media went wild for Fergus Hillman, a very hairy baby. We also examined photos of Hillman and were able to confirm that he is indeed a baby with a lot of hair.
A hairy baby named Fergus.
Now, the real-life Prince Hairy is facing a host of hairy infant challengers after UK parents responded with anguished cries, photo submissions, and pleas that it is actually their child who is the hairiest toddler around.
The rapid stockpiling of photos of these tiny hirsute homo sapiens (who quite possibly are super-children) by The Daily Mail is nothing short of alarming and should be watched closely by the international community.
Little Freddie, here, is capable of changing the color of his hair, according to The Mail.
This baby also has a remarkable amount of hair on her head.
Have the British cloned Elvis? As of this time, 10 Downing Street has not made any official statement on who "Eddie Taylor" really is.
Gracie here is already sitting upon a throne, with a crown of hair upon her head.
Little Lulu Humphrys is weapons-grade adorbs. Where are the UN inspectors?
Ruby seems pretty chill. Also hairy.
There are 96 more pictures of children with lots of hair over at the Daily Mail. Proceed through them with caution.
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