How’d y’all do on your Christmas shopping this year? Nice hand cream for your aunt? Some smartphone-compatible gloves for Mom? What about... a nice piece of Bitcoin, a gift that may prove worthless at literally any time? To quote my treasured colleague Hamilton: “For ten thousand dollars I’ll go buy myself a Jet Ski with bad ass stripes on the side. Okay? And you buy yourself a Bit coin. And we’ll see who has more fun.”

Who chose to buy their mothers and sisters not a Jet Ski or a Nintendo Switch or even a nice gift set from Sephora but instead the Less Fun Thing, Bitcoin? Plenty of people.

Lmao I hear that!!

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Nice. It’ll never go down either

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Thanks, Franci!

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It means “I’m an idiot.”

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It’s the thought that counts

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Aw :(

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Haha, fun!

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Give me his phone number

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Meow indeed

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😂

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Ban Brothers

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Give them back

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What

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Sorry, no

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Spend it on healthcare!!

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LMAO

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Aw.

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Valuable life lessons.

Alas, some people who wanted Bitcoin did not receive it. Those people probably received worthless junk, like carefully-wrapped gifts chosen by hand by their loved ones.

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Give it to me

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Ugh :(

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Maybe next year :) when it will cost $34.20

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WTF?? Mods??

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Fucking useless assholes

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Christ.

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Nightmare. We live in a nightmare world. Happy New Year.