This $80 Cup Will Keep Your Coffee Warm If You're an Idiot

Imagine: a container that keeps your beverage hot. My price for you is a mere eighty dollars

It’s called Ember and I’ll tell you exactly what it is from an unbiased point of view: It’s an electric mug and you put your coffee in there and it keeps it warm. “The Ember Ceramic Mug keeps your beverages at the perfect temperature from the first sip to the last drop,” says the marketing copy. “The cup’s saucer is its charger. Having the saucer on my desk meant I could leave it charging all the time. That is useful because without it, the battery only lasts for an hour or two,” says this product review.

It comes with an app that will notify you when your drink is warm.

This is an electric cup that keeps your coffee warm for an hour or two. The price is $79.95.

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