This Is Pathetic Even for Mike Pence

If it pleases the court, I’d like to enter the following into the record:

Exhibit A) This tweet from Donald Trump, the president of the United States:

Exhibit B) This tweet from Mike Pence, the vice president of the United States:

Pence’s, um, uncharacteristically enthusiastic capitalization aside (in my head, I’m picturing the president grabbing the phone out of Pence’s hand and mashing this out while Pence looks on in a combination of shock and hero worship) can we agree that this is the most pathetically kiss-ass thing Pence has tweeted to date?