This Is the Horniest Anyone Has Ever Been

Frankie Muniz and Lizzo
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I love Lizzo. I love Lizzo. And so it is with a heavy heart that I report that one Malcom in the Middle star has gotten absolutely too horny on main, and, to put it mildly, is already in her DMs.

Behold, the absolute second-horniest tweet you’ve ever seen.

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Frankie Muniz.... I am at a loss for words. Someone please get this man.

Lizzo responded to Muniz’s full-court shot, quote tweeting his ask and correcting “accessory” to “accessorary,” an allusion to a lyric on her song with Missy Elliot, “Tempo”:

Since Muniz’s rudely brazen tweet, he has only upped his horndog antics, changing his Twitter profile photo to a fan illustration of Lizzo holding a chain attached to a collar around Muniz’ neck. The goddamn audacity.

TW: The abSOLUTE horniest tweet you’ve ever seen.

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Lizzo: “My ass is not an accessorary.”

Frankie Muniz: “OK but mine is.”

Jesus Christ man, chill the fuck out!

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Samantha Grasso

Splinter Staff Writer, Texan