I love Lizzo. I love Lizzo. And so it is with a heavy heart that I report that one Malcom in the Middle star has gotten absolutely too horny on main, and, to put it mildly, is already in her DMs.
Behold, the absolute second-horniest tweet you’ve ever seen.
Frankie Muniz.... I am at a loss for words. Someone please get this man.
Lizzo responded to Muniz’s full-court shot, quote tweeting his ask and correcting “accessory” to “accessorary,” an allusion to a lyric on her song with Missy Elliot, “Tempo”:
Since Muniz’s rudely brazen tweet, he has only upped his horndog antics, changing his Twitter profile photo to a fan illustration of Lizzo holding a chain attached to a collar around Muniz’ neck. The goddamn audacity.
TW: The abSOLUTE horniest tweet you’ve ever seen.
Lizzo: “My ass is not an accessorary.”
Frankie Muniz: “OK but mine is.”
Jesus Christ man, chill the fuck out!