This is the weirdest stuff I found in an old archive of Bernie Sanders documents

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There is a lot of material in the Bernie Sanders archives in the Special Collections room at the Bailey/Howe Library at the University of Vermont. A lot. All told, the documents in the room add up to 47.2 linear feet of paper in 49 boxes, which is close to 85,000 pages.

There's a four-page outline for what would become Sanders' book, Outsider In The House. There are a lot of letters written by Sanders, mostly thank you notes to supportive citizens of Burlington, Vermont, where he was mayor from 1981 to 1989. A lot of these letters have joke about how Sanders' dresses, or how he's a terrible bureaucrat because he only takes a month to respond to letters or responding to autograph requests with "I wish that most of the requests I get were so easily satisfied!" (He uses that line a few times.)

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But there is also some stuff that is just plain weird.

Like this letter from a relative who is planning to visit from England. The relative addresses Sanders as "The Right Worshipped, The Mayor of Burlington, Your Lordship."

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There's a document from his second term as mayor of Burlington, when Sanders got a pay raise.

There's the alumni newsletter from his high school, James Madison High, which misspelled "Burlington" in an announcement about his election as mayor.

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There's a receipt for flowers Sanders sent his future wife, Jane Driscoll, when she worked in Burlington City Hall's Youth Office.

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Sanders kept some cards he received. Like this one where he is addressed as "Landslide."

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He also received some cat-themed birthday cards.

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He once loaned a man named James Cameron $100. (Probably not that James Cameron.)

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Sanders also had an unused postcard featuring Eugene Debs, the famous socialist.

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Sanders also kept some editorial cartoons that referred to him, like this one.

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There's a receipt for the 1982 Honda Civic station wagon Sanders bought after becoming mayor.

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In 1984, that car was impounded because of unpaid fines.

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(Sanders apparently paid those fines, totaling $56, on the day his car was towed.)

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And lastly, there's this poem, a parody of "Casey at the Bat" written about Sanders after the plans for the Pittsburgh Pirates to bring a minor league team to Burlington fell through, but before the Cincinnati Reds' affiliate came to town.

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