Bryan Bedder

On Monday night, Twitter user @sad_tree told a tale of his old job at a pizza restaurant, and a customer who showed deep disrespect to the work of the poor pizza chefs therein.

It is a strange, strange tale.

It begins with hatred:

Hatred for a terrible crime:

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One that must be avoided, if you're conscientious.

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@sad_tree tried his best:

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To no avail.

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And then he learned the horrifying truth.

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With the exception of some guy named Will, the world is horrified by this story.

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And rightly so. Mr. Smith is a man with no regard for his family, the people who make their food, or the food itself.

Mr. Smith is a bad man.

A bad man.

Ethan Chiel is a reporter for Fusion, writing mostly about the internet and technology. You can (and should) email him at ethan.chiel@fusion.net