On Monday night, Twitter user @sad_tree told a tale of his old job at a pizza restaurant, and a customer who showed deep disrespect to the work of the poor pizza chefs therein.
It is a strange, strange tale.
It begins with hatred:
Hatred for a terrible crime:
One that must be avoided, if you're conscientious.
@sad_tree tried his best:
To no avail.
And then he learned the horrifying truth.
With the exception of some guy named Will, the world is horrified by this story.
And rightly so. Mr. Smith is a man with no regard for his family, the people who make their food, or the food itself.
Mr. Smith is a bad man.
A bad man.
Ethan Chiel is a reporter for Fusion, writing mostly about the internet and technology. You can (and should) email him at email@example.com