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This guy Tim Ryan has a real look about him. Where’s this joker from—Boston?

Look at this guy’s face. Heavy face. Always looks a little mad. Black circles under the eyes. A drinker? Twitchy vibes. Typical “Boston guy” face.

Big old head looks like he should be wearing a Red Sox hat. Calm down there, Tim “Wakefield” Ryan.

Kind of shapeless body. Not defined. You been eating those beans, Ryan? Boston beans?

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There’s just something about this guy. Annoying voice. Sounds like he’s trying to hide something. You trying to hide those “Southie” roots, Tim Ryan? This isn’t Beacon Hill, kid.

I can imagine Tim Ryan wearing a big puffy coat while attending a Pats game.

This ain’t Harvard Yard, Tim Ryan. Stay in your Harvard dorm if you can’t handle it, college boy.

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I don’t know much about this guy but he really has that Boston look. Looks like a cop. A Boston ass cop.

You ain’t long built for this game, Tim Ryan. You’ll be right back in Boston real soon.

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