Illustration for article titled 'Tis The Season For a Rich People Magazine, Reviewed

Quest Magazine bills itself as “the last magazine devoted to Society with a capital S”—the same slogan as SplinterNews.com. Today, we review the November issue of Quest: “The Real Estate Issue,” etc.

HIGHLIGHTS—THE QUEST MAGAZINE NOVEMBER ISSUE—THE HOLIDAYS LOOM—MIAMI GETAWAYS—REAL ESTATE FOR THE SEASON—AND ETC.

NOW WE KNOW WHERE YOUR $125 MILLION ISLAND IS. You fucked up.
NOW WE KNOW WHERE YOUR $125 MILLION ISLAND IS. You fucked up.
Expensive ass gun too pretty to save you when we come knocking on your door with the unwashed mob
Expensive ass gun too pretty to save you when we come knocking on your door with the unwashed mob

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Jay McInerney lookin like a Eurotrash vampire
Jay McInerney lookin like a Eurotrash vampire

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Ralph Lauren lookin like elf ship captain
Ralph Lauren lookin like elf ship captain

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What’s so great about Belgium’s shoes? Nothing
What’s so great about Belgium’s shoes? Nothing

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You will all drown in your luxury island prison
You will all drown in your luxury island prison

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Photo of your birthday party that you have every year in hell
Photo of your birthday party that you have every year in hell

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Tune in nexSt month, aS we review more QueSt MagazSine iSSues—with a capital S!