Trump Brain Status: Moo Goo Gai Pan

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Here’s a real stumper for you from Donald Trump. Who is our bigger “enemy”: Jerome Powell, the man Trump handpicked to run the Federal Reserve, or Chinese President Xi Jinping?

Trump posed his conundrum Friday morning on Twitter, of course. I’ve taken a screen shot of the president’s tweets because Trump also managed to misspell Powell’s name, and might subsequently delete his stupefying brain teaser.

Screenshot: @RealDonaldTrump

Trump followed up his conspiratorial musing by ordering American companies to “start looking for an alternative to China.”

Meanwhile, the stocks? They’re bad.

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Rafi Schwartz

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