Trump Breaks Another Record in Record-Breaking Shutdown: 50 Days Without a Golf Trip

For all the shitty things President Donald Trump’s border wall tantrum has caused, there’s one blinding silver lining to this senseless shutdown: The man’s gone 50 days without a golf outing—his longest break from the green in his entire presidency, NBC News reports. Don’t worry folks, Trump’s hurting, too!

Splinter Staff Writer, Texan