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Then, he went on to praise his own administration’s policies.

There had been questions about whether Trump would cancel the event, along with another campaign rally later in southern Illinois, in light of the mass shooting. Of course, Trump had no intention of canceling either speaking engagement. Instead, he made a joke about his hair.

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“By the way, somebody just said, ‘Your hair looks different today.’ I said, ‘Well, I was standing under the wing of Air Force One, doing a news conference…and the wind was blowing, and the rain, and I was soaking wet…And I said, maybe I should cancel this arrangement because I have a bad hair day.’”

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Funny stuff, Mr. President.

Later, in Murphysboro, IL, Trump tried to justify going forward with the political rally just hours after 11 people were murdered and six others injured by comparing the aftermath to 9/11.

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To demonstrate his own “resolve” in trudging ahead, Trump invented a bogus story about the New York Stock Exchange. Everyone knew he was lying.

“And with what happened early today, that horrible, horrible attack in Pittsburgh, I was saying maybe I should cancel both [the FFA event and the IL rally],” Trump said. “And then I said to myself, I remembered Dick Grasso, a friend of mine, great guy, he headed up the New York Stock Exchange, and Sept. 11, and the New York Stock Exchange was open the following day. He said, and what they had to do to open it you wouldn’t believe. We won’t even talk to you about it.”

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He’s right, we won’t believe it, because both the NYSE and Nasdaq exchanges were closed until Sept. 17, 2001, the longest shutdown since 1933, as Bloomberg noted.

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But the most embarrassing part of Trump’s day happened earlier when the world learned that the president of the United States doesn’t know how to close an umbrella properly. Or maybe he just doesn’t care. Whatever it is, we all are that umbrella.