Nothing—not even a massive hurricane—is going to stop President Trump from playing golf.
The president made a big show of how much attention he was going to pay to Hurricane Dorian. He even canceled a trip to Poland to commemorate the outbreak of World War II because, he said, he was so focused on Dorian.
Apparently, “focused” means “golfing the entire weekend.”
Yep, that’s real hurricane monitoring! Worry not, though, because Trump was apparently getting some good intel between holes:
Actually, it’s probably good Trump didn’t go to Poland, given that he seems to know approximately nothing about what he was going there for:
Yes Poland, congrats on (checks notes) being invaded by Hitler 80 years ago. Uh, back to the links.