Trump Is Doing Some Serial Killer Shit With Macron

During an Oval Office appearance with French president Emmanuel Macron, Donald Trump praised his counterpart as a “special friend” and wiped a “little piece of dandruff” off Macron’s shoulder.

“We have to make him perfect,” Trump said. “He is perfect.”

This is serial killer behavior. It’s the sort of thing that usually precedes praising a person’s soft, supple skin, keeping them in a pit in your basement, and dancing around naked to Q Lazzarus’ “Goodbye Horses.”

Anyway, just another normal day.