Then things got even weirder, with the president insisting he was a jobs creator for the island, since he’d hosted the Miss Universe contest there.

They said, literally, 100 percent—this never happens—I think it was close to 100...100 percent of the island itself was watching. They like those pageants. Now I’ve had a great relationship with Puerto Rico.

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I’m sure the people of Puerto Rico can look back at those beauty contests, and take comfort in the fact that their months without clean water or electricity or really any large-scale governmental assistance whatsoever was just a small part of Trump’s abounding love and generosity for their home island.