Tucker Carlson Freaks Out Because West Hollywood Honored Stormy Daniels, WHO IS NOT EVEN GAY

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In case you missed it, yesterday, May 23, was officially Stormy Daniels Day over in West Hollywood. As part of the celebration, West Hollywood Mayor John J. Duran presented the adult film star with a key to the city for somehow being the one person able to hold President Donald Trump accountable.


Despite the fact that Mayor Duran himself was involved in a $500,000 settlement after being accused of sexual harassment by his own deputy, the event seemed to go off without a hitch. And then Tucker Carlson found out about it. On his show last night, Carlson invited radio personality Ethan Bearman on to discuss the topic of how come this sex lady gets a key to the gay city even though she’s not gay???

After both Carlson and Bearman insisted they had never seen a Stormy Daniels movie for no reason, Bearman explained, via Raw Story:

West Hollywood is known for its LGBT community. The Trump Administration, regardless of the rhetoric from President Trump on the campaign trail, has not been technically LGBT-friendly. The city has chosen to use her to celebrate her. She is fighting the president.

This answer would suffice for people who maybe get logic. It, however, did not suffice for Tucker Carlson, who remained confused because again, why would a city known for its gay population celebrate a woman even though she’s not gay? Also, the president isn’t gay either?

Once again, Bearman had to explain West Hollywood is indeed “LGBTQ friendly” and concerned about the many attacks on their community from the Trump administration. Carlson continued to try:

Wait, hold on. A straight woman who said she had a voluntary sexual encounter with a straight man is somehow a symbol of LGBT resistance? Speak fully so I can understand.

Stormy Daniels is a threat to an administration that has threatened the lives of LGBTQ people. Oh my god why is it so hard to understand this.

Nevertheless, Tucker persisted:

No one in this is gay. This is actually insane. Really quick. So hold on. I don’t know what that has to do with Stormy Daniels. Are there any other porn stars that they are going to honor?


OH MY GOD YOU NO-HOMO NITWIT. IT DOESN’T MATTER. It does not matter who she fucks or how she identifies! Does Tucker Carlson really think that only gay people are only allowed to honor other gay people? Does he think that all cats are girls and all dogs are boys? If West Hollywood gave him a key to the city, would he assume that made him gay?