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Bankoff then delivered this beautiful word salad that says absolutely nothing and shows he is just as great a wordsmith as some of his staffers.

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“We see a lot of mergers that are done for the wrong reason: because one or two companies might be desperate, or for financial engineering,” Bankoff said. “We’ve been struck by the lackluster ambitions of a lot of the other tie-ups, and the lackluster rationales. What was important to us both was making sure that the market knew that this was something different.”

The merger will mean many different sites will be under the same management, including two food blogs. Curbed, The Cut, Eater, Grub Street, Intelligencer, New York Magazine, Polygon, Recode, SB Nation, The Strategist, The Verge, Vox, and Vulture will all reportedly be one big happy family called Vox Media.