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“I’ll carve your ass up.”

“Violence is coming.”

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“We’re watching you.”

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“Just hope you sleep well tonight.”

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The only one of these voicemails I really enjoyed came from a caller right here in New York City. You gotta love this one :)

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Traditionally if you dislike a writer the thing to do is to say “I’m not going to buy your book.” Something to consider.