Today Apple will announce the iPhone 6. You can tell because every media outlet will drop what they're doing—covering the Ray Rice scandal, ISIS, Ukraine conflict, The Fappening—to chase the easiest story with the most potential clicks of the year. Will it have a bigger screen? A faster processor? Will it cure cancer? Will it "change the game?" We'll just have to wait until 1 p.m. to find out!
We realize that Fusion isn't your go-to destination for tech coverage—yet. We also know that there are a plethora of tech blogs covering the unveiling of the iPhone 6. But which to follow? Let us be your guide as we cherrypick the hottest takes and most insightful insights of each tech blog and run them through the Madden GIFerator. Because tech commentary is best consumed when it's being presented by a CGI football player standing in front of a lightning storm.
Fidel Martinez is an editor at Fusion.net. He's also a Texas native and a lifelong El Tri fan.