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Their GDP growth numbers are whack, especially when compared to the rest of the G7, a new report finds.

A look at GDP growth for the first quarter of 2017 finds that the U.S. grew by only 1.2% and the U.K. by only 0.7%.

Canada, meanwhile, is dunking on everybody‚ÄĒat 3.7% growth, our neighbors to the north outpaced us about three times over.

Meanwhile, even Italy, the country Bloomberg says is poised to be Europe‚Äôs ‚Äúnext big problem,‚ÄĚ managed to beat out the world‚Äôs lone superpower.


Whoever would have thought.