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Today, Stormy Daniels made her first television appearance since her infamous 60 Minutes interview in which she claimed that an anonymous man warned her back in 2011 to “leave Trump alone,” threatening her in front of her daughter. She went on The View with her lawyer Michael Avenatti, and there, they finally revealed a composite sketch of the man who threatened Daniels.

There he is: the mystery (alleged) Trump henchman who looks suspiciously like Arrow’s Stephen Amell and also Taylor Kitsch and also maybe Tom Brady and also a young Willem Dafoe. Who is he?????? There’s a $100,000 reward for information about him, but please also get in touch with me if you know anything. I don’t have $100,000 but my gratitude is priceless.