Who Put That Truck There?

Donald Trump spent Wednesday afternoon practicing putting at his Florida golf course, and the media—starved by a slow news day sandwiched between two major holidays—was on it.

Then, as if magically conjured from pure nothingness, someone driving a massive truck pulled up to ruin everyone’s fun by blocking the cameras’ already obstructed view of the course.

Once again, major media outlets like CNN jumped into action.

Could this have been an intentional act of sabotage orchestrated by the United States Secret Service? Nope, they claim.

Maybe it was the president’s son Barron Trump, a known flouter of automobile etiquette? Or—far less likely but not impossibly—Trump, a documented truck-lover himself!

Will we ever find out who drove the truck? Was it you? Sound off in the comments!