Wow Barron Got Tall

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A Splinter tipster pointed us today to this story from a couple weeks back about how Barron Trump—the only silent and therefore least objectionable Trump—is tall now.

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Let’s go to the evidence.

Illustration for article titled Wow Barron Got Tall
Photo: AP
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Illustration for article titled Wow Barron Got Tall
Photo: AP
Illustration for article titled Wow Barron Got Tall
Photo: AP

Checks out! That is a giant lad. I’m no scientist, but I confidently predict that Barron will top out at around 16 feet tall. Wow!

Deputy Editor, Splinter

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