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Regular tickets to Taylor Swift's Monday night performance at Nationals Park in Washington, D.C. cost anywhere between $54.50 and $134.50. But if you want to "Shake It Off" in a private suite with, say, Rep. Marsha Blackburn (R-TN), it will set you back $2,000. And bouncing enthusiastically while making that joke about Starbucks lovers with a Super PAC called Support To Ensure Victory Everywhere comes with a $1,500 price tag, if you're into that kind of thing.

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