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Nom, nom, nom. Date night—everyone loves it! Hmm, what's on the menu? Chicken? No. Pasta? Not tonight. Salmon? You betcha!

Cheers. To… us! Drink drink drink. Wow, I really like the ambiance here. Is that… Jim? From where. From work? No, from that other thing. Ohhhhh. Jim!!!

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Oh, the salmon's here! Looks good. Nom nom nom. AHHHHHHHHHHH OH MY GOD

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Michael Rosen is a reporter for Fusion based out of Oakland.

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