You never know when the fish you ordered at dinner is going to come back to life

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Nom, nom, nom. Date night—everyone loves it! Hmm, what's on the menu? Chicken? No. Pasta? Not tonight. Salmon? You betcha!

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Cheers. To… us! Drink drink drink. Wow, I really like the ambiance here. Is that… Jim? From where. From work? No, from that other thing. Ohhhhh. Jim!!!

Oh, the salmon's here! Looks good. Nom nom nom. AHHHHHHHHHHH OH MY GOD

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Michael Rosen is a reporter for Fusion based out of Oakland.