You probably shouldn't call 911 if someone steals your money in a weed deal

Let’s give 19-year-old Daneshia Heller the benefit of the doubt here. I understand the impulse! Someone stole your shit. Oh no! What to do? Call the cops! Via Local 10 in Miami:

A Fort Lauderdale woman called 911 to report that a man from whom she was buying drugs took her money, according to a Broward Sheriff’s Office report.

Daneshia Heller, 19, was arrested Tuesday on charges of drug possession and misuse of the emergency 911 system.

When arrested by police, Heller was found with some “flakka,” Florida’s hottest new drug.

Life comes at you fast.

Michael Rosen is a reporter for Fusion based out of Oakland.